Hello people, look at me.

Now at Mike's laptop.

Now back to me.

Now at Mike's laptop.

Now back to me.

Sadly, the laptop's not mine.

Look down.

Back up.

I just bought it.

Now it's mine.

What's in your head?

"So what?"

Now I touched it.

It's now worth a hundred times more.

Anything is possible when you read my blog.

I'm on a chair.

CD-ROM HAND CATCH!!!

If you're unfamiliar with the meme, then watch this...

and this...